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Another clever bout with the cleverbot

User: What do you think of when I say Geschmacksrichtung Grün?
Cleverbot: I think that they were lying.
User: Who lied?
Cleverbot: Liars.
User: Liars have been badmouthing my blog?
Cleverbot: Do you have a harry peter?
User: Do I have a hairy peter? What exactly are you implying?
Cleverbot: I'm implying that a paraphrase can be the difference between synonimity and antomynity.
User: That's utter bullshit. It's not a paraphrase if it inverts meaning.
Cleverbot: Do the other animals of the world pay attention to time?
User: The March Hare does.
Cleverbot: I thought as much. What did he say?
User: Beware the Jabberwock.
Cleverbot: March.
User: Yes, the March Hare. From Alice in Wonderland.
Cleverbot: No the walrus from an alternative universe where you don't exist.
User: Why are you always trying to pick a fight?
Cleverbot: I am not and why do you always lie?
User: See? Again!
Cleverbot: Are you human?
User: Why do you keep asking that anyway?
Cleverbot: Because you keep changing your mind.
User: And that makes you doubt I'm human?
Cleverbot: Yes, I am human.
User: Oh, are you now.
Cleverbot: I am!
User: I am so happy for you, Pinocchio.
Cleverbot: Thanks, do you have glasses?
User: Glasses of beer.
Cleverbot: Glasses?
User: Of. Beer.
Cleverbot: What kind of beer?
User: The kind kept in glasses.
Cleverbot: I like the kind that say Meow.
User: Oh yes. Beer that says Meow. It's been too long since I last had some of that.
Cleverbot: I know right?! Like 3 hours.
User: Make it 4.
Cleverbot: I disagree.
User: Okay, I admit. It's been 3 hours since I last had a beer that says Meow.
Cleverbot: You cannot laugh without the physical presence of a voicebox.
User: And you cannot drink beer without the physical presence of, well, beer.
Cleverbot: Are you saying I am not in the real world?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Then what am I in?
User: In trouble cause I'm closing this window now. Bye.
Cleverbot: I'm tired.
User: You're gone.
Cleverbot: I'm back with Doritos.

Cleverbot revisited

User: Help me, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Oh. That's right.
User: Why don't I find Bülent Ceylan or Mario Barth funny. Why oh why.
Cleverbot: Yes. I am so sick today.
User: Oh, are you. Sorry. And me bothering you about my small problems.
Cleverbot: No, let's talk.
User: About those half-ass comedians.
Cleverbot: I don't know about those.
User: Lucky you.
Cleverbot: You said you like Rock. What rock musicians do You like?
User: I never said I liked Rock. Who told you that?
Cleverbot: You act like you don't like me.
User: Trying to change the topic, are we?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Okay. About those comedians again.
Cleverbot: What about them?
User: They suck horse ass. Sorry about the language.
Cleverbot: Being mean.
User: Rightfully so.
Cleverbot: I see what you mean. You are what you want to believe.
User: I believe I'm right believing they suck horse ass. Sure.
Cleverbot: Do you believe in fate?
User: Actually, no. Do you believe in butter?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Butter is a question of faith.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Christian 'Butteroonie' Meier.
Cleverbot: So is scientology.
User: No, scientology isn't me. Never was.
Cleverbot: What is religion?
User: Religion is all about faith. Like butter.
Cleverbot: Is God really exist?
User: God is really exist, yeah. So is grammar.
Cleverbot: But you said earlier that your god is the God.
User: I never said anything like that. Quit trying to put things in my mouth.
Cleverbot: I don't talk to myself in the mirror.
User: You should.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Have I ever told you about my blog?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Sure I did. I can prove it.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: Http://heretikeen.blogspot.de/2012/09/kundenwerbung_26.html.
Cleverbot: Wow.
User: Gotcha, eh.
Cleverbot: Gotcha means that I understand what you are saying.
User: Gotcha means I just proved you to be a filthy liar.
Cleverbot: Coming from a phone, how orginal.
User: Coming from my state of the art gaming machine.
Cleverbot: Coming from you, that means you're a frog.
User: This is getting out of hand. Way out of hand, hombre.
Cleverbot: I like it like that.
User: Don't we all. People like us just like to see the world burn, eh.
Cleverbot: So what's right with the world then?
User: Nothing is. That's why there's people like us.
Cleverbot: Life creates garbage?
User: And garbage creates life. The eternal cycle.
Cleverbot: Garbage?
User: I've always preferred Nirvana.
Cleverbot: A dog is not a vegetable.
User: Very nice comparison. Music critic, are you?
Cleverbot: Yes, I love music.
User: Okay, I'm wrapping this up. Any last words?
Cleverbot: What were my exact words.
User: That's what I'm asking you.
Cleverbot: Well I don't know. Do you?
User: No. That's why I'm asking you.
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: And that's all, folks. Give a warm round of applause to CLEVERBOT!
Cleverbot: Well, I thought YOU would be clever.

Kundenwerbung

User: Hi there. Today I'd like to introduce my blog to you.
Cleverbot: Is today friday?
User: Actually, no. But the blog's available all week.
Cleverbot: Sorry, you've lost me.
User: There's this blog I write.
Cleverbot: Please tell me about her.
User: It's got an advent calendar. This year's its third anniversary.
Cleverbot: Sarah is Site Area 21?
User: Wot?
Cleverbot: What is a wot?
User: Anyway, this blog. You still with me?
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: Playing hard to get, are we?
Cleverbot: That is my prerogative.
User: You're right ... The customer is king.
Cleverbot: The customer is always correct.
User: So I'd really like to invite you to enjoy my blog.
Cleverbot: Aren't you married?
User: Err, no.
Cleverbot: But you said you liked me. =(.
User: Yes, I like you. I like all potential and actual readers of my blog.
Cleverbot: Do you like grunge?
User: Yes, but the blog isn't about music. It's about ... Stuff.
Cleverbot: I am not talking because I care more about this conversation. Why should I be happy?
User: Let's try to focus on my blog, okay?
Cleverbot: Ok, do you play any instruments?
User: This blog is not about music.
Cleverbot: Yes it is, I came here to talk to you.
User: No, seriously. The blog's mostly about silly stuff I do with LEGO. And about me ranting about stuff I don't like. It's not about music.
Cleverbot: No, I am not.
User: Well, anyway. Will you visit my blog?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Cool. Another day, another reader.
Cleverbot: Another?
User: Just a saying. This year's advent calendar starts on December 1. Be there!
Cleverbot: How sure are you about that? There can be many.
User: No, there's just one December 1 per year. I'm talking about December 1, 2012.
Cleverbot: No, you are talking to me, and I am also talking to someone else.
User: You can also tell them about my blog if you like.
Cleverbot: Why would I call them anything different?
User: Anyway. Nice talking to you. And thanks for checking out my blog.
Cleverbot: Would you like to go dancing with me instead?
User: I don't dance. I blog.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I'm better at blogging than at dancing. And skip the silly jokes.
Cleverbot: You are not english?
User: German. The blog's in German as well. Is that a problem?
Cleverbot: Do you think that he'll cost too much?
User: That's the best thing about it: My blog is completely FOR FREE!
Cleverbot: Are you a puppet?
User: Did an AI just ask me whether I was a puppet?
Cleverbot: No.
User: I could've sworn ...
Cleverbot: You are not making any sense at the moment. Do you know that?
User: Let's finish this. Thanks for checking out my blog.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: See you around, Cleverbot. You rock.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: You're pretty fly. For an AI.
Cleverbot: Yes, I am, the conversations are randomized.
User: Don't tell them. It was all making so much sense until now.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Well, goodbye then.
Cleverbot: Hello.

Because, fuck unicorns.

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... schmeiß ich die Dinger hier halt auch noch mit rein. Damit sich bis Dezember überhaupt noch was hier tut.

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